My Immortal: Chapters 42-44 (Commentary)Chapter 42. da blak paradeMy Immortal: Chapters 42-44 (Commentary) by Jojo-Izumi
AN: omg da new book iz kumming out rlly soon I kant wait!!!1111. (Brendan: I doubt you've ever read the books) I fink dat snap will be really the same person as Volximort koz dey are both haff-blood so dat will explain y he kild dumblydore and he hated hairy!!!!!1111 (Brendan: Wrong.) nd den hairy wil have 2 kommit suicide so voldimort will die koz he will rilly be a horcrox!!!!!111 (Jojo: What the fuck?) omg I hope draco nd harry get 2getha dat will be so shmexxy, wont it?? (Brendan: No. They are, and always have been enemies) If dey don’t den JKR is hamophobic!!!!!111111 (Jojo: JK Rowling is not homophobic just because she didn't make your pairing canon) fangz 4 da help wiv facts, medusa u rok!!!111
I sat depressedly in Dumbledork’s office wiv Hedwig, Satan, James, Serious, Snap and Lucian. Dumbledore was sitting in fro
My Immortal: Chapters 37-41 (Commentary)Chapter 37.My Immortal: Chapters 37-41 (Commentary) by Jojo-Izumi
AN: OK EVRYBODY IM GONG ON VOCATION ON DA FRIST OF JULY SO IM EEDER GONNA END DA FIK OR UPDAT IT IN WEEX. (Brendan: I hope to God that you end it) fangz!1 oh yah nd prepz stop flaming sa story!11 raven fangz 4 da help c ya gurl afta vocation!11
DARKO’S PONT OF VIEW LOL (Brendan: Apparently another point of view is funny)
Vampire and I chaind Hairgrid 2 da floor. (Jojo: Kinky)
“Oh mi fucking satan!11” Enoby said. She wuz so hot. “Maybe I cud uze Amnesia potion 2 make Satan foll in love wif me faster!1” (Brendan: Amnesia isn't going to make someone fall in love with you. Amnesia is when someone loses their memory)
“But u r so sexy and wonderful aneway Tata,” (Jojo: No, she's a fucking bitch) said Vampire. “Why would u need it?”
“To make everyfing go faster lol.” said Enoby.
“But you won
My Immortal: Chapters 32-36 (Commentary)(Jojo: Whoah, it's been a while since we've updated this)My Immortal: Chapters 32-36 (Commentary) by Jojo-Izumi
(Brendan: I just assumed that you no longer wanted to comment on this story anymore)
(Jojo: No, I do. But I guess other things just got in the way)
(Brendan: Shame, because this story is giving me a massive headache)
AN: I sed stup fflaming I no his nam iznt tom bodil dat wuz a mistak!1111 (Brendan: I don't know how you made this mistake, considering that Tom Riddle and Voldemort are apparently two completely different people in your fucked up story. So, where the hell did Tom Bombadil even come from?)if u dnot lik de story den u kan go skrew urself!11111 U SUK!111111
“Hi.” I said flirtily. “Im Enoby Way da new student.” (Jojo: I love how she can't say her own name properly) I shok my pale handz wif their blak noil polish wif him.
“Da name’s Tom.” (Brendan: Wait, so Tom Riddle <em>
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